by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008
Get the fucked up like a football bat mug.The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
by DocFlox March 22, 2010
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The original meaning was literally when a man uses his penis to stimulate a woman’s G-spot during sex which causes intense orgasmic muscle contractions leading to the woman involuntary defecating. The sentence was a boast as to the prowess of one’s sexual ability and had less of impact if the said woman had pre-existing fecal incontinence problems. Often used by over 65 adults due to the age in which it was first used.
As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.
As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.
ex1: “Ethel got it good last week. I fucked the shit out of her. She never had it like that before and was thankful for the rubber sheets on my bed.”
ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”
ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”
by kagekirazuul August 1, 2021
Get the I fucked the shit out of her mug.The result of an adverse situation one has encountered. Usually the result of someone elses behaviour.
Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.
You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.
You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
"Adrian felt fucked in the eye by Richard"
"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"
"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"
"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"
"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"
by Gary1212 July 21, 2008
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Get the fucked a cup of water mug.The feeling you get when the guy your sharing a flat with sleeps with the girl you are in love with and then acts like his balls are made of platinum.
Im so fucking fucked off imgoing to fucking shit in your mouth while you are fucking sleeping and then eat your fucking childhood pet you fucking c*nt.
by strongbow steve November 6, 2008
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