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finger hoe

A girl who has decided to "save herself for marriage" but will let anyone who they have just met finger them because it technically isn't sex. They're also fond of giving handjobs.
Alex is such a finger hoe, she refuses to go forward in our relationship.
by Bfer July 15, 2011
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finger fucking finger

In a sexual situation, any finger that is used to penetrate a vagina and/or asshole.
My finger fucking finger is waterlogged from finger fucking all night.
by JoeyBomm May 17, 2020
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Cheeto-finger

verb.

the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.
"There was a girl in the library Cheeto-fingering the keyboard."

"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"
by t4z July 28, 2011
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Poop finger

When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.
Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.

Oh no man, what did you do?

I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
by Butthole penis July 25, 2019
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sleight of finger

the art of smelling a girls pussy before going down on her, without her knowing it.
after she failed the sleight of finger test,i made a hasty exit out the bathroom window.
by snatchtrapp October 19, 2008
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Purple Monkey Finger

So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.

The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.

She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.

They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
by Sister Catherine November 19, 2010
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5 Finger Special

This is when you rip both of someone's arms off and put one in your ass, and another in someone else's ass, and give each other a high five.
Mick: Yo Ricky, let's 5 finger special Trott!
Ricky: Sounds good bra! Babies, babies!
They grab him by the arms and rip them off; Mick puts an arm in his ass, and Ricky puts an arm in his ass
Mick: High five bra!
Ricky: Sweet man! He just got pwned!
by bwnagemonster May 12, 2008
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