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English

English is overly complicated
WhY EnGLiSh sO COmPliCATed
by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022
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English Language

I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.
by Audreybodaisey December 14, 2024
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English

An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence
English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”
by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022
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English Teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who spends to much time ruining the lives of asian kids. English Teachers will most likely have favorites and there will always be this 1 person who the teacher will give the best grade. Middle School english teacher are a step higher they will not give a shit about how good your grammar they will give you a random grade depending on their mood and how much they like you. For some reason they will never give a hundred to anyone
SHe is the english teacher's favorite
by Star_Galaxy March 22, 2022
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Englishful

adj. describing an absolute completeness in knowing and understanding every aspect of English language.
1) Thanks to Urban Dictionary I finally feel Englishful.
2) Your English is not Englishful, if you don't know about Urban Dictionary.
by copyded February 13, 2018
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English

Do you believe that that word exists?
Did you just say “that that”
I guess English is hard man
by sadbish March 1, 2019
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English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio
Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid
by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020
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