Eastchester

Perhaps the most boringass town in westchester, despite the flippin sweet shopping center that soccer moms in minivans love to inhabit. Other than that, Eastchester is filled with guidos and hoochie fifteen year olds who hang out in between blockbuster, the local exxon, and the library parking lot until the cops come to break it up and they have to call their bronx-native mothers and fathers to come get them so they don't have to get their "Urr Force Onez" dirty. Nearly all of these brats are italian and should stop acting black or else a swift kick in the ass is due their way. Oh, God Forbid.

"Rye Girl: What club do you belong to?
Eastchester Hooch: Lake Isle
Rye Girl: Stupid Hooch, that's not a club. It's a concrete wasteland with 6 pools filled with urine. Come to Shenerock Shore Club, and I'll show you what real living is like..."

by Westchesterlovin March 21, 2005

east coast ear exam

A sex act in which prior to ejaculation, the male removes his penis from its current position and inserts it into the ear of his partner dispersing his ejaculate deep into the ear canal. A stiff blow to the ear after climax imbeds the semen deep in the ear and has become almost a routine practice in finishing.

I may not have my M.D., but I am more than qualified to perform an east coast ear exam.

by Meatman January 11, 2006

Mankato East

About 50% Somalian, 10% Mexican, 40% White.

Definition of the "ghetto" in Mankato. The east side is easily the poor side of town. No windows in the school. Chained doors that come down to lock off half the school before and after hours. Easily the shittiest school in southern Minnesota, smells bad too.

White trash meets Somaliville meets Mexico.

Oh you went to Mankato East? How did you get into college?

by stis in kato May 14, 2011

Easterling

possibly the greatest football kicker of all time.

that kid is an easterling!!!

by Andrew Easterling October 22, 2008

east coast

1.Long, broad region of United States that goes from Maine in the north to Florida in the south. When most people think of the east coast, they think of the area between Boston and DC. This is one of the most industrialized regions of the US besides the rust belt streaching from Pittsburgh to Chicago via Ohio and Indiana. The region contains some of the most prestigious universities in America as well as a lot of history, but is controlled mainly by socialists and is not fun to walk outside in the summer in this region due to the heat and smog.

The one thing the east coast has going for it is it is the east coast--- consequently, it is also its main down point.

by Not so super DJ Gennady June 27, 2003

eastchester

A NY suburb of 99% Bronx-Italian expatriates. Often believes The Bronx is the capital of the world.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Easter

It obviously is an adjective that is better than best.

Good Friday... Easter Sunday.

Jesus died on good Friday, but it was even BETTER when he came back to life.

So Easter > Absolute Best.

"Hey man, you going to church for Good Friday?"
"No, way, I'm saving all my church time for Easter Sunday, it's better."

by Vinwayne April 10, 2009