A douchebag of high douchebaggery in the feudal world that often kidnaps a princess(of his own kingdom) instead of saving one. In the modern age though, a sir douchebag just has extremely douchebaggy-like qualities, but higher than that of a regular douchebag and lower than that of prince douchebag.
Douchebag: Okay, I beat up those first graders and took their lunch money so that way I could afford enough money to buy an Xbox One and show off my wealth with it even though the PS4 runs more powerful at a lower price.
King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!
King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!
by Derp Man March 28, 2014
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A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.
A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.
A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
by Swiss Toni November 28, 2010
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You're being a douchebitch.
by SMKoch April 27, 2011
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Get the douchebag mug.Dumb, unoriginal, self-absorbed pieces of shit with a lame sense of humor. Basically 99% of American males. Stupid sluts love them and treat them like kings, further spawning more douchebagery.
by blinglong berugata November 25, 2009
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"I buy you a fuggin' drink ahn then you don even wanna fuck? Wha are ya, a fuggin' dyke?"
"Go sleep it off, you fucking Douchebag!"
"Go sleep it off, you fucking Douchebag!"
by bettie May 7, 2005
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by jeff March 21, 2004
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