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dive

An act of soccer shithousery, which consists in simulating a foul against the "diver". Especially effective in the opponent's penalty box.
"Portugal defender Pepe has put in a contender for most blatant dive of the World Cup, with his Oscar-worthy flop against Morocco last night earning the immediate ire of the internet." (The West Australian, 'All That's Wrong With Football', June 21, 2018)
by sazanlip June 10, 2022
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Grey diving

Have sex with an old woman. Usually in there late 70's to 80's
Are you grey diving that old broad?
by Tremendous J July 2, 2017
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Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities
by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019
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diving deep

Aimed mainly towards the act of pursuing in activity with femail genitalia.
"Damn bro, you seen Alondra the other on the gram?"

"Hell yeah. Im definitely DIVING DEEP IN THERE"
by Dj C Money January 1, 2017
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premature dive

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.
by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017
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Cliff diving

Performing fellatio of a person called Cliff.
We're staying in tonight, I'm cliff diving
by green.elk October 13, 2021
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