Trendy depression

When a person says they "have deppression" (or anxiety or any mental illness) just to get attention, they'll say stuff like "I'm depressed!" And "I'm gonna kill myself" because being sad and lonely is apparently trendy and they can't make friends any other way. They normally don't understand that there are actually people on this planet who actually struggle with that stuff and pretending to have a mental illness is childish and rude. These people will post stuff on their Twitter depressing quotes about heartbreak and being sad, it normally sounds something like "had my heart broken so many times I forgot how it feels when it's put together." They're normally try to one up people's circumstances with shit that has never happened to them

Person: I got in a big fight withy mom
These bitches: I hate my mom!
Person: life is really tough right now
Kid with trendy depression: I fucking hate life I'm gonna kill myself

by Cokezero12 November 30, 2019

Depression House

A house, apartment or living space, that makes you sad being in it, or the thought of residing in it incites depression.

Maya was looking at apartments in Clayfield, but all the ones in our price range are peak Depression Houses.

by dsxmakina October 23, 2020

blunt depression

still depressed no matter how much you smoked.

Yo blunt depression is the worst!

by BumStatusYo December 6, 2018

night Depression

When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone

In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression

by Hahahahasksk July 12, 2018

Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.

Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

by FutonDryer May 9, 2018

The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with

Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?

by Dustin69 September 18, 2020

Depression Day

An alternative celebration to Christmas on December 25; this day would suit people who are lonely, people who believe that life has no meaning, people who may be stressed at the moment, etc. Depression day is the perfect time of the year to simply excuse yourself from contributing to society, and instead do what you truly want to do, even if it is laying around and doing nothing for hours.

A: Did you hear that it's Depression Day this month?
B: I'm relieved, to be honest. Sometimes being too festive is annoying.

by Kermitism December 9, 2020