custy

the word custy is a word my friend and i worked on..me being the famous Kris..it means crusty and flakey on the outside and soft and warm on the inside!

(1)that is one custy piece of shit.
(2)ewww that french vagina is too custy for moi.

by Kristoffer1818 October 11, 2007

custy

crusty and pussy(<resembling or containing pus)

Lisa- My, my gregory. Your wound has acquired quite a thick layer of cust.
Gregory- Indeed Lisa, it HAS grown quite custy.

by liz77 March 13, 2008

Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat August 23, 2008

Crustyjeep

A shit starting loud-mouthed asshole. Most of the time found trolling around in threads just waiting to talk shit to someone, to make themselves feel better. Often plagued with low self esteem, and the mentality of a 5 year old, and full of useless banter. Possibly high on meth or other low life drugs, trying to get a rise out of anyone who will bite.

This guy just won't shut the fuck up!! He is a real Crustyjeep!

by crustyismybitch October 17, 2009

crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010

crusty

A word that takes on multiple meanings, but generally means something incredibly bad, gross, etc. Synonymous with tacky, klassy, or trashy. Though it is not as descriptive as words like "slutty" or "ugly," it has strong negative connotations that could really mean anything. Used mostly by black women (including Nicki Minaj and Glozell) to express something they disapprove of. An adjective or a noun.

As an adjective: This crusty little bitch running round.

That bag is so crusty.

Your hair is the crustiest thing I have ever seen, girl.

As a noun: This little crust need to learn a lesson!

CRUSTY CRUSTS!

by thisgirlisuppose May 6, 2011

Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011