crotch locked

When someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.
Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
by JuLion123 February 08, 2017
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Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
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crotch buster

A dangerous object or being that is placed between the legs of a person unknowingly to them.

Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.

Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.
Person climbs down a tree, leg is over a lower branch(crotch buster). The person releases his grip expecting to land on his feet were the branch busts his crotch.
by TeddyBcool2000 July 31, 2009
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crotch stars

Genital soreness from excessive bangin'.
I'm still seeing crotch stars from me and my girlfriend having the house to ourselves last weekend.
by Lil Kim II October 16, 2013
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crotch hit

The act of smacking another female in the crotch out of drunken lesbian intent.
Whoa, I was just crotch hit by Martina Navratilova!
by Cooter Counts December 22, 2009
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Rotten Crotch

To stink or smell Worse than your mind can comprehend.

A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
“You smell like such a rotten crotch, and you look like one too, No wonder you work the streets Shelly

“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
by BlackWombat08 April 30, 2021
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Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.
'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'
by JucyLay May 17, 2010
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