Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
by JuLion123 February 08, 2017
The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.
Symptoms include:
Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner
Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.
This condition is known to affect men more than women.
Symptoms include:
Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner
Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.
This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
A dangerous object or being that is placed between the legs of a person unknowingly to them.
Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.
Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.
Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.
Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.
Person climbs down a tree, leg is over a lower branch(crotch buster). The person releases his grip expecting to land on his feet were the branch busts his crotch.
by TeddyBcool2000 July 31, 2009
by Lil Kim II October 16, 2013
by Cooter Counts December 22, 2009
To stink or smell Worse than your mind can comprehend.
A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
“You smell like such a rotten crotch, and you look like one too, No wonder you work the streets Shelly”
“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
by BlackWombat08 April 30, 2021
The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.
'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'
by JucyLay May 17, 2010