crank yank

When a guy gets really high on "crank" and then yanks on his pecker until he finishes....usually this session takes quite some time due to him being high on "crank"....

Not again there goes Kevin into the bathroom with a magazine high on "crank*....he'll be in there for quite some time...his crank yanking has gotten way out of hand...

by tex WHITE October 17, 2018

Crankhead

A man who lives in the gym and has no other life outside. Takes everything way to seriously and always has spare steroids. Crankheads are always looking for more crank. Never get in the way of a crankhead and his crank.

Don’t move Will the crankheads looking for more crank.

by User274946294 July 22, 2019

Crane Vessels

Crane vessels are a type of ship that takes items from the ocean and removes them. Although originally being founded by the great historian Sir dan IV it was later settled in a court that they were founded by Vessels Qantas herself.

Did you see the crane vessels flowing around in the Patrik sea? Yeah, it was contributing to the finding of the recipe of the great Srdjan Rolls

by Vessels Udovinski August 25, 2020

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

dried cranberries

Cranberries that have been dried. Also are better than raisins (dried grapes).

Eugene: Man, I wish there was a way I could fit this giant bag of cranberries into my backpack.
Joe: Dude, you can. Just try dehydrating them, they get smaller. Their name also changes from cranberries to dried cranberries, pretty cool, huh?
Eugene: You're my hero!

by raisindisliker April 16, 2013

swedish crank shaft

Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.

I just found out that my girlfriend has a penis, well at least we can still Swedish crank shaft

by ..... . February 14, 2014

richard cranium

Another meaning for Dickhead

Paul; Hey Richard you good for golf this week
Steve; who is this Richard Guy?
Luke; You there Richard Cranium, we can call you dickhead if you would rather.
Julian; Who is Richard?

by Luke1969 September 20, 2016