closet homosexuals

Someone who isn't yet out about them being a homosexual.

Can't think of an example for closet homosexuals . >.<

by unknown spunk May 10, 2006

closet jams

songs you f*ckin' rock out to ONLY when your by yourself because admitting that you listen to them to your friends would make you lose MAJOR cool points and that would be MAYJAH!!!

Example songs & artists:
Bleeding Love: Leona Lewis, Leona Lewis in general, Love Song: Sara Bareillas, I'm No Good for You: Amy Winehouse, Colbie Caliet, So Sick:Ne-yo, ke$ha... all ke$ha jams are closet jams, Kelly Clarkson too.... the list goes on and on but you know exactly what I'm talkin' bout!

by A. (f-bomb).P April 27, 2010

closet

A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.

In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.

WHORE1: "Geez, why is this closet locked?"
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."

by whitebitchheather October 21, 2009

closet nympho

a girl who acts super conservative & reserved in public, but is always secretly thinking dirty thoughts and having sex behind closed doors.

"yo, i totally thought that girl was a virgin. she fooled me, she's a total closet nympho!"

by mootix123 December 9, 2008

deuce closet

A small bathroom that only contains a toilet.

My Dad is taking a shower upstairs but you can use the deuce closet.

by Gross Tony March 10, 2008

Closet Case

(1) A homosexual person who cannot admit they are gay, for fear of being rejected by their peers or large Conservative audience.

i.e. Steven Crowder, failed comedian, host of political podcast Louder with Crowder

“Did you hear Steven Crowder call his wife’s ass a ‘buttocks’? What a fucking closet case.”

by duckkkkkkkkkkk December 8, 2020

Come out of the closet

The most terrifying thing in human existence! I’m still in the closet and the amount of times I have gone down to tell my parents and I’ve just chickened out

I haven’t got the guts to come out of the closet

by Iliketrains12542468973743 July 16, 2019