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Shopping Cart Chicken

When two people pushing shopping carts in a department or grocery store are travelling towards one another and accidentally mirror one-anothers attempts to avoid the other person, typically ending in a head on collision.
"I was just trying to get to the frozen foods section and I ended up in a game of shopping cart chicken with some crazy old lady. I think I have whiplash!"
by The Trouser Snake Strangler April 27, 2010
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Loaded Cart

When you get a load of cum shot in your anus; then hours later you fart nothing but cum.
I fell asleep after sex and totally dropped a loaded cart in my panties.
by Bloodstaingirl May 12, 2016
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Playboi Carti

The best fucking rapper. He reinvented music. Has like 1000 unreleased songs and the best baby voice.
You heard Playboi carti new snippet

Yea is fire
by XXL 666 April 14, 2020
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dean carter

(yes the episode character)
dean carter is the sexiest man to every face pixel earth. his face is so perfect like how. his deets just go together so well and his eyes oh my god. especially him in a suit with pompadour hair oh my. he can literally have my children. he can shoot me with his pretty gun and i would ask him to do it a thousand times more. i want an edit of him played at my funeral or don't bother throwing me one at all. if your reading this pls follow my instagram @cvrtcr yes as in. carter
someone new: who's dean carter?
whole episode community: oh that's maddys husband
by cvrtcr April 29, 2020
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Playboi Carti

A gay sexy vampire that keeps torturing his fans and lying about album release dates
dude 1 : did playboi carti drop

dude 2 : Super Idol 的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
by nineninesixteensixteen November 11, 2021
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Vince Carter

played for the Toronto Raptors franchise; bailed out on the millions of fans who supported him in Canada; a very very selfish man who cared only for himself; he was making 12.5 million dollars in 2004-2005 and felt he needed to start worrying about himself and put his priorities before that of his teamates and the city of Toronto; accussed the franchise of constantly rebuilding and having a revolving door policy on free agents; the however admitted to not giving it his all in Toronto thus proving he was responsible for the raps losing seasons; a very sad man with a lot of talent; he may be geniunly nice outside but was never a MAN on the basketball court; OAKLEY challenged him and he got him traded; VC helped bring in HAKEEM who was a FLOP; his mom ran the franchise and his life; now hes winning games as a new jersey NET which as a team has less talent than do the raptors which goes to show you if he'd have given his all the the raptors franchise, they would've made the playoffs this yr and in yrs past
"Vince Carter is a whiny mama's boy whose as selfish as they come, and has no regard for anyone but himself
by NBA Thug April 6, 2005
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Vince Carter

a. An overrated player for the Toronto Raptors.
b. A pussy who totally fakes his injury.
a. Wow, Vince Carter keeps getting sizzerved by Brian Scalabrine. He's terrible.
b. Get up, stop being such a Vince Carter. Brian Scalabrine didn't hit you that hard.
by Fumbalaya.com July 5, 2004
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