Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.

Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."

by Xit August 31, 2008

milking chair

An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw

Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

froggy chair

froggy chair is a animal crossing object that is really cute but really difficult to get.

person 1:i got the froggy chair in animal crossing!
me:GIVE ME IT

by just a frying pan January 13, 2022

boyfriend chair

The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.

Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.

by The Speechcrafter December 3, 2022

chair kid

its a kid stuck in a chair like a dumb ass

Dude1: the hell happend to dave
Dude2: his name is no longer dave it is CHAIR KID

by Bin there done that September 24, 2020

Cuck Chairing

The act of watching, lurking, or not participating in an activity. Does not necessarily have to be sexual.

Brian was cuck chairing the group chat.

by Tark. February 21, 2025

Chair

Something you sit on so you don't have to sit on the floor.

Hey can I use that chair ovwer there

Of course you can!

by Goofyahhhhh September 29, 2022