goon cave

A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.

Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!

Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that

smelly goon cave of his.

Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.

by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024

cave eating

when a cave diver is hungry and is stuck in a crack, hole, ant nest, est
they start eating the damn thing

well I'm going to go cave eating

by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025

adam cave

Never been in a Cave never u90kg strongman bald head

Dam look at that Adam Cave he's bald and over 90kg strongman

by Mr u90 October 8, 2021

cakester cave

Cakesters would be your butt cheeks and cave would be your sphincter.

I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids so i had to get my cakester cave checked out by my proctologist.

by mnmcaruso June 17, 2014

Cave-In

When you are wiping your ass, but you rip the toilet paper and get shit all over your fingers.

“Holy shit dude, I just had a cave-in!”
“Why is their shit on my fucking fingers? I guess I had a Cave-in!”

by Testicool42 December 19, 2024

Cave

Inside out fortress

yo check out this dank cave

by anonymous December 22, 2021

rusty cave

When your partner asks you to not clean your butthole before they toss your salad.

Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.

by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015