The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017

Tapping the clutch

During sexual intercourse when a man places his foot on his partners vagina and proceeds to tap his foot on the clitoris while also making a gear changing motion with the free hand

Yo bro last night me and my girl got freaky! I even started tapping the clutch.

by spuz18 June 8, 2019

trail of cluthes

Refers to da randomly-dropped "dotted line" of garments on da floor dat you follow down da hallway to "sleuthingly" determine which room a pair of acutely-horny lovebirds went into in order to "get it on".

If no "trail of cluthes" is present, you might also be able to figure out which room the naughty couple is presently occupying by using a stethoscope on each of the bedroom doors, and carefully listening for moans, mattress-squeaking, etc.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.

Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!

by Monskam22 March 11, 2020

pop the clutch

Pop the clutch is when someone spends money - "clutch" being a woman's purse.

Daddy said, "Can I take you to the drive-in tonight?"
Then she said, "My direct deposit hasn't even hit, and you already tryin' to pop the clutch?"

by Moo Moo 68 June 28, 2020

Pop the Clutch

When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing

"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."

by TheTiger1889 February 15, 2021