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basic bro

The male equivalent of a "basic bitch". Some basic bro behavior includes:
~ Wearing Ed Hardy shirts
~ Drinking Natty and/or Bud Light (usually day drinking)
~ Using copious amounts of Axe Body Spray
~ Removing one's shirt at the start of a basketball game despite nobody calling "skins"
~ Taking theme parties far too seriously
~ Wearing a baseball cap sideways or backwards and also wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of their eyes
~ Playing the guitar in public (badly)
"Fuckin' Todd is here. Dude is such a basic bro."
by WookieeValentine May 19, 2014
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Chill Bro

just an easy going bro who doesnt get too excited and always keeps his composure when in a tight spot. comes through in clutch when a bro's in need. and obviously drops "chill bro's" all day!

credit goes to Troy Snatz
-" bro you just smoked all my weed!"
- "chill bro"

-"Hey! you kids arent on the list your not getting in here"
- "chill bro"
by killyo'self June 16, 2010
mugGet the Chill Bromug.

Bro balls

it is the sensation a bro gets when he either has been promised chill time with a bro and then gets cancelled on or the individual has to wait for a long period of time before they chill.
Dude 1: hey bro when we gonna chill?
Dude 2: sorry bro i dont get into town for two months.
Dude 1: dude your giving me bro balls over here.

example 2

Dude 1: we still good to chill tonight?
Dude 2: sorry man i gotta cancel my moms in town
Dude 1: bro you are giving me mad bro balls
by Jmaro December 16, 2010
mugGet the Bro ballsmug.

axe bros

Provo based clan of douchebags that live off of weed and vegan snacks.
Cory Bro is the most popular out of the axe bros.
by Nicholas Bates October 13, 2013
mugGet the axe brosmug.

Bro Shine

When at a party with a low light environment making use of a cell phone to light up and scope out a babes face.
Bro 1: "Yo dude is that girl railable gash?"

Bro 2: "I don't know I'm about to Bro Shine this bitch and find out"
by sebastian crucial, d loke, gsb January 17, 2007
mugGet the Bro Shinemug.

Scooter Bros

Any young kid (age 8-13) who roams with a gang of other kids while riding scooters, bikes,skateboards, etc. While alone, these kids are shy and timid but when with a clan of other scooterbros, they can become gay and think they own the streets at which time you must put them in their place.

The preferred way of dealing with said scooter Bros is driving by in your CAR and throwing miscellanious objects and/or yelling any obscenity that may bring to light the douchebaggery at hand.
"Hey fuckin Scooter Bros, Fuck YOU!!"

"Welcome to Fuckville Scooterbro!"

"SUCK MY TIIIITS!"
by brock da cock October 18, 2008
mugGet the Scooter Brosmug.

bro rogan

A jacked up physically or verbally loud type of douche bag guy
Bro Rogan needs to relax on the RBVs
by ABG123 January 8, 2014
mugGet the bro roganmug.

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