by Joshellison March 28, 2022
Get the Boff mug.a rather palatable human being of the teenage variety (usually), who will always show an inteligent side, always gets 137% in tests, and will lick a teachers arse clean. however outside of school and work will surprise their equaintances by 'risking death''and jump of 16 storey high bulidings while shouting of their love of einstien & the like. also ive known one to adopt the look of a chav (VERY VERY VERY dangerous act) for scientific purposes... basicly they rock!!
saskia: hello old chum, looks like i got the highest in the class AGAIN
christine: it would appear so
saskia:*jumps off school stage to amazement of cheerleaders & the general public* ooooooooo look at the force at which my body propelled from the stage..*calculates*
christine: it would appear so
saskia:*jumps off school stage to amazement of cheerleaders & the general public* ooooooooo look at the force at which my body propelled from the stage..*calculates*
by delorice August 30, 2005
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After paying for dinner yet again, Samantha wished there was a bad bank that would take over her toxic boyfriend.
by maximo hudson January 28, 2009
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Me: "my boyfriends soo yummy!"
You: "ew"
Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"
You: "ew"
Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"
by Konosk April 19, 2011
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by norhygrets January 27, 2018
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