Penalty Box

When you cum inside your girlfriend/wife too early and she makes you eat her out, cream-pie and all, immediately afterward as punishment.

Guy: ohhhh shit....
Girl: Did you really just cum already?!
Guy: yeah. Sorry...
Girl: Well, in the penalty box you go. This ones a five minute major

by FishSlayr January 22, 2018

boxed hero

A title for the man who heroically submits his anus to the use and abuse of his fellow male comrades. He will climb into a box with a hole made especially for access to the anus in question. They will take turns destroying his hole until the cardboard is soaked in bodily fluids. The boxed hero is only allowed to cum second to the others. Such restraint is why he is dubbed the Boxed Hero

One would become a boxed hero if they had a spare box and no girls turned up to a party

by Lark-in-the-park April 17, 2020

Gift box

Pretty on the outside, empty on the inside.

Their relationship is a gift box.

by TheBangingSheep December 25, 2017

bean box

This is an insult comparing someone to a box of beans ,which is obviously useless, so it is used in situations were you wish to express your anger at the incompetence of someone or thing.
It is also less commonly known to be a vague theory to do with sound and manipulating its frequency in a unusual way using a machine called the been box, proposed by Baien Tomlin

''this car keep braking down it is bean box''

by 123james December 9, 2008

punalty box

n. where you have to go when you bust a bad pun in normal conversation

Eric: Steve, will you pass me that fork?
Steve: Fork yeah I will, Eric!
Eric: Steve, take two minutes in the punalty box.

by hartdahl May 17, 2011

Shig Boxed

A stage of drunkeness. Symptoms include: passing out in snow banks, making out with fat chicks and yelling random obsenities.

Last night Dave made out with a fat chick at the bar, we found him passed out in the snow bank, he was so shig boxed.

by The BCC's March 21, 2009

Coot Box

The vagina. More specifically, the vagina of any significant female in your life, i.e. your mom, sister, girlfriend etc..

"Your moms coot box is dusty."

by Gods Balls February 3, 2010