Ok Boomer 

tHe eQuiVAlEnT tO thE N-wOrD

“Deborah, you will not believe what derogatory phrase a group of snowflakes said to me today.”

“What did those lazy millennials say, Gary?”

“Well, as usual, they were complaining about being in debt because of college. So in response, I told them they wouldn’t be in so much debt if they got off those god damn phones. Then, they proceeded to say ‘ok boomer.’”

“THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS! You better have threatened to call the police on them, Gary! The ladies in my book club say that’s the equivalent of saying the n-word.”

Ok Boomer by long_ear_hair November 10, 2019

Ok Boomer 

The polite way to tell an old person to fuck off

Grandma: back in my day we had to walk 10 miles to school uphill and in the snow. You kids are spoiled
Me: Ok Boomer

Ok Boomer by Superscrub67 November 4, 2019

Nosey Boomer 

nos·ey boom·er
adj.

1. Informal. The large sh*t nuggets that erupt from the nostrils of an enraged deity.

"Butt fungled and violated by the rollin' Jugg, Chuck Norris goes berserk, the shit nuggets that spewed from his nostrils that day marked the first recorded 'Nosey Boomer'."

"Oh shit Norris' shit nuggets are raining like hell!"

Nosey Boomer by ThaShame September 5, 2008

Crybaby boomer 

People born towards the end of the baby boomer generation. Although they rode the coattails of the Golden age before them, dodged drafts, fought in no great wars, missed out on the civil rights movement. They let their political indifference and let greed consume them through midlife they now find themselves in the uncomfortable position of passing all the problems they created on the next generations without shouldering any of the responsibility. MAGA is their slogan but they had no part of making America great in the first place and surely won’t help its future.

“Man, David sure is a crotchety old geezer, isn’t he? All he does is whine about how the world has gone to hell but his generation is what brought us here.”
“Yeah he sure is a crybaby boomer”

Crybaby boomer by BranMcRay May 1, 2019

Okk Boomer 

A term used by people that aren’t knowledgeable enough to add to the current conversation.

Sandra thinks that just because the earth goes through cycles of its own that global warming doesn’t exist, ha okk boomer.

Okk Boomer by Growedupp December 14, 2019

Jean boomer 

Erection

Dude she was so hot I got a jean boomer in the middle of class

Jean boomer by Anna barn February 8, 2020

Suicide Boomer 

It’s the Covid version of a Suicide Bomber where a Boomer ignores the CDC, scientists, medical professionals, and millennials during a pandemic that ends up making themselves and others die or become extremely sick.

I saw another suicide boomer at the grocery store today.

Suicide Boomer by CraigWho?! March 25, 2020