3 definitions by long_ear_hair

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Deborah, you will not believe what derogatory phrase a group of snowflakes said to me today.”

“What did those lazy millennials say, Gary?”

“Well, as usual, they were complaining about being in debt because of college. So in response, I told them they wouldn’t be in so much debt if they got off those god damn phones. Then, they proceeded to say ‘ok boomer.’”

“THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS! You better have threatened to call the police on them, Gary! The ladies in my book club say that’s the equivalent of saying the n-word.”
by long_ear_hair November 10, 2019
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A time where the elite cousins go outside during thanksgiving to get high.
Can I go on the walk with you guys?

Sorry Will, this special walk is only for the big kids.
by long_ear_hair November 28, 2019
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Ok hear me out... At first it was an absolute joke where Koreaboos, Weeboos, Anime Wannabes, Vampire Wannabes, Furries, Emos, etc posted repugnant videos of themselves; however, If you dig deep enough, you can find some ok people that post pretty good content. You know it’s true, don’t crucify me.
“Check out this video. This is the kid that everyone loved from Vine (rest in peace).”

“Bro I love him. Where did you find that video? It doesn’t look like one of his old videos.”

“Ok... I’m sorry... bUttttt it’s from tiktok.”

“Literally shoot me in the head for making me watch that, then shoot yourself for having the audacity of showing me a tiktok.”
by long_ear_hair November 12, 2019
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