blind corner

A really sketchy corner where you can't see what's around it, and where it's likely you'll crash into somebody you really don't want to crash into.

Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.

Sara: I had a really close call at the blind corner yesterday; I stopped to tie my shoe and I saw this creepy homeless guy staggering past. I would have crashed right into him if I hadn't stopped!

Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!

by ikarios May 30, 2009

Blind Hamster

A new way to say vagoo

You Mother has Blind hamster

by Mittiz November 26, 2009

Blind Friend

A friend who is your friend when her other friends aren't around. But, when they are, she will treat you like trash and ignore you for weeks on time. She bounces to one friend to the next. But it will be a mistake to jump in with the wrong group. The one has a friend like this is sweet, reliable, smart, pretty, the type of girl any guy would want. But some, are shy, and the guy is blinded by the Friend Dumper. He is focused on her not the real friend. But don't worry, when you are older, they will come crawling back to be friends again, then are willing to forgive and maybe get hurt again? Or are you playing it safe, and taking the high road? The choice is yours. My advice, chose wisely, one wrong move might hurt you more.

Girl 1- Who does she think she is?
Girl 2- She's a Blind Friend. She was my friend, but she is "best friends" with Abby now. It sucks.

by The girl ;) May 4, 2015

Blimpin

The state between flaccid and erect.

As I walked back into my girlfriend's room, I checked myself out and confidently noticed I was blimpin.

by whatbflat January 24, 2017

blind hairy hands

When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.

That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)

by jjplatinum March 3, 2017

blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.

Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."

by dranalog August 22, 2017

Bliddy

A blunt. (For those who aren't rad, a blunt is a cigar wrap used to roll a fatty joint.)

Yo, pass the Bliddy, son!

by Devil's Weed Report July 9, 2018