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Urban Beef

Term used by some homeless and folks who have neighbors who come from countries where eating dog is acceptable.
Mr. Santos is raising Urban beef for the summer BBQ.

Quiet that Urban Beef down before Mr. Kwon turns him into Urban beef stew.

I'm taking my Urban Beef for a walk.
by Inkjet2 November 4, 2011
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Spraying beef

Making silent and horrendously smelling farts which smell like beef or pork sausage.
Holy shit! Smells like Shoneys in here. Quit spraying beef!
by elpinche November 22, 2011
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Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.
Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.
by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023
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Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
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Beef Squash

Who ever came up with beef squash was high as fuck.
by Mystical_Voodoo November 2, 2020
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Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.
For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.
by Oxbig January 30, 2021
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Beef bat

Her beef bat was flappin
by Polish bill February 5, 2021
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