wants to bed you

She/he wants you in bed they know your a keeper. They want you as their partner.

E.g "she's playing hard to get but secretly wants to bed you"

by JasPace🍁 August 31, 2015

Put that bitch to bed

Fucked a bitch so hard she went right to sleep.

Yo Fred, I put that bitch to bed last night.

by freddiedangerous October 26, 2015

surfing to bed

The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.

Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.

by Agent 445 July 18, 2017

Rock my head in bed

To rock someone’s head in bed is to change their life for the better with a sexual experience.

John- Wow, Stacey’s blowjob changed how I think of life.
Fred- It must have rocked your head in bed.
John- I think it did rock my head in bed!

by Sippysip45 May 29, 2018

ur mommy in my bed

“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory

Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed

by s_jaffe February 27, 2022

christmas bed

When you move your bed in front of the television as to watch shows from the comfort on your bed.

"Let's make a christmas bed and watch movies tonight"
"I enjoy watching my favorite shows from a christmas bed"

by Noodle32 January 3, 2017

downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017