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pants blaster

A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.

Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.

"Pants blaster," said Syd.

"Open a window," said Geoff.
by scodder May 17, 2010
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[beasted]

To be on the receiving end of a brutal ass-whupping in a fight or sporting event.
by mursedawg June 29, 2008
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wife beater

a disgusting name to name a shirt
dude, look at me, i'm wearing a wife beater.
by NA Again May 15, 2009
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ghetto blaster

a boom box that shoots a missile, as seen in the james bond film "the living daylights."
Q: "something we're making for the americans. we call it a ghetto blaster!"
by qwelic October 26, 2009
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wife beater

by Seemore Butts March 22, 2003
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white beater

A sleeveless white shirt usually worn by guys with muscular bodies.


Alternative: wife beater.
(note: "Wife beater" is the slang version of white beater. The word evolved from the image of those who wear white beaters beat their wives)
by Jim Webster October 27, 2004
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fanny blaster

A fanny blaster is an individual with the ability to blast their fanny; known to scientists as the phenomenon of ejactualating large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming considerably.

Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.
policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!

"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"
by Luke webb August 10, 2006
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