A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
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Alternative: wife beater.
(note: "Wife beater" is the slang version of white beater. The word evolved from the image of those who wear white beaters beat their wives)
Alternative: wife beater.
(note: "Wife beater" is the slang version of white beater. The word evolved from the image of those who wear white beaters beat their wives)
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Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.
Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.
policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!
"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!
"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"
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