Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.

Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?

by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017

beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014

Fisherman's Beard

Going down on a hairy girl

What an experience she was, it was like having a fisherman's beard!

by Shoehorn75 June 21, 2018

Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

by KingTrice June 13, 2017

nal beard

a man or a womens hairy bum

" danng kayler has major nal beard ". " your dirty nal "

by gingey b! December 30, 2008

Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023