Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

camron beard

he is the best guy youll ever meet. he is a amazing boyfriend and a great listener. i love him so much . happy 2 years babe!!!

i love camron beard

by nleroucq October 24, 2022

Byzantine Beard

typically refers to a specific style of facial hair commonly associated with Byzantine emperors and men of high social status in the Byzantine Empire, which existed from the 4th century AD to the 15th century AD
characterized by its length, often extending down to the chest, and its well-groomed appearance.

Byzantine emperors and other elite individuals often used their appearance, including their facial hair, as a symbol of power, authority, and cultural identity
grooming of the beard was seen as a reflection of their refined tastes and their connection to ancient Greco-Roman traditions.

might also be used more broadly to describe any long, well-maintained beard with historical or regal connotations.

that orthodox priest has a byzantine beard

by Eggy115 August 18, 2023

Terminal Beard Length

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.

I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.

by mattheweb October 12, 2023

You need some beard oil

A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.

Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!

by RainbowRunner January 22, 2015

angel's beard

another word for the manscaping trimmings of the male pubic area (i.e., the delicate and fluffy bits of hair left over from trimming or shaving a man's pubic area)

I sprinkled some angel's beard on my roommate's Cornflakes while he wasn't looking.

by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016

bic and beard

When you use a razor to shave your head but leave your beard full.

Looking mean dude.. bic and beard is such a badass look on you!

by Ros Bif Sangich May 4, 2018