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mufasa beard

A beard that is godly, connected, lengthy and not patchy.
by Sweet Cheeses April 13, 2017
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Grease beard

A build-up of facial oil or grease just below where you would find a chinstrap style beard.
Damn, my chin's itchy today. I forgot to clean my grease beard this morning.
by Gibbiwntb February 15, 2019
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Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.
I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
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battle beard

The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.
The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.
by Kirkus Maximus May 7, 2017
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nal beard

a man or a womens hairy bum
" danng kayler has major nal beard ". " your dirty nal "
by gingey b! December 30, 2008
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Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
by condigityy June 11, 2015
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Faux Beard

A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
by jessesuit June 5, 2011
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