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After Feel

The lingering feeling of substance left on you after contact with a given surface.
"That slime has a weird after feel."
"It felt very strange after I let it go, the after feel is almost slimy."
by Beezdrill September 3, 2021
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After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.
I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!
by The master of the d September 30, 2013
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fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023
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"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>
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