Bread-Job

A handjob with a piece of bread and the sub-sequential eating of the bread

Girl:So you favor a bread-job later

by Imbrains July 28, 2017

bread asthma

When you can't breathe while eating any type of bread product.

Hey Ryan, do you want me to pick up a sandwich for you? Nah man, every time I eat bread I can't breathe cause my bread asthma kicks in.

by Mr guy dude November 15, 2017

head bread

The money received from giving a blowjob.

Damn! I got some head bread from him last night because i give the best blowjobs.

by biante December 14, 2010

Fairy Breading

Pouring 100's & 1000's (sprinkles) into your partners arsehole or vagina then smothering your penis with butter, fucking the chosen orifice until you have a good coating of both the butter and sprinkles on your penis then get your partner to suck it off

"Hey baby want to come back to my place for some fairy breading"

by Fridge7171 August 24, 2021

Knonkty-Bread

an insult to use on people you dont like. it has nothing to do bread. shortened version is knonkty

that women's a knonkty-bread for thinking i did it.

by ninja222 July 24, 2011

Mind Bread

Mind Bread is simply your thoughts. Your brain is fire, you are the oven. Your thoughts are bread. Mind Bread.

Pablo: Bro, my brain is fire.

Stalin: Make some of that mind bread dude.

by HowAreWeHere??43 August 29, 2019

Bananananananananana bread

Recipe:
1/3 cups of sugar

3/4 cups of flour

3 tablespoons of yeast

1 cup of milk

4 Banananananananananas

The soul of a cockroach

The blessing of almighty bingus

The blood of a virgin lamb born on september 7 in a thunderstorm

The venom of a blue ring octopus

and a samsung phone with wattpad installed

Hey do you want some Bananananananananana bread?

by AmogustoastfardXD1000000000001 August 10, 2021