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Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants
I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from
by F34 May 11, 2025
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dot

dot is the most sweet girl you’ll ever meet and she will never fail to make you laugh and smile. her laughter is contagious and all her jokes are always up-to-date and hilarious. However, she is so beautiful, but she denies it every time you say she is. she’ll always be there for you no matter what you’re going through, she’s a really good listener and gives good advice. usually has a dirty blonde hair and is super tall. dot has an obsession with all kinds of energy drinks because she thinks all the different flavors are so yummy. more specifically, Alani. if you have a dot in your life, you are automatically very happy with your friendship/relationship.
guy 1, “yo that girl is so fricking cuteee”
dot, *side eyes* “heh, no i’m not”
guy 2, “rawr dot is soooooooooo fine and funny”
guy 3, “dayum i wanna girl like her one day”
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spykids dot gif

When someone already wearing 2 types of glasses to help their bad eyes pulls out a magnifying glass to look at something. Like the character Juni in Spykids
Man my uncle was r looking at his computer so he put on his computer glasses over his regular glasses so he could read the words already at 200% on 4K 27” monitor. That was some Spykids dot gif kinda shit I swear
by anonymous December 22, 2022
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dot

You were just a dot back then.
by Cantanope December 31, 2022
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Dippin Dots

When you stand over the mouth of your partner and dip are saggy nuts in and out of her mouth, usually requires a saggy drooping ballsack.
I love Dippin Dots. (im locked in a basement please call 911)
by awesomesaucecremator September 10, 2023
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Dot-Dot-Dot Situation

When your hanging out with people from the opposite gender, and conversation is flowing very well, leading you to believe/think you have a possibly of getting play later that night.
Raymond noticed that Leandro was shooting his shot at Sheila earlier tonight, and judging by Sheila’s body language, Raymond told his friend William that it seemed like a Dot-Dot-Dot Situation. Leandro popped her cherry 37 minutes later.
by RoflSalts88 September 11, 2023
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