YouTube Salesman

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

by SirCook March 31, 2015

Youtube Moneys

the money you earn on posting youtube videos

Q: Yo jabroni, are you still up for the trip to Colombia?
A: Hellz yeah Bitch! I just got monetized with some fresh Youtube Moneys.

by Jupa Mujeres July 1, 2015

YouTube Morphing

When you unintentionally start quoting/ acting like your favorite YouTuber because they are all you watch ever so they're non stop in your mind 24/7.

Person 1- "Urgh I'm so short!"
Person 2- "Get legs, boi"
Person 1- "Dude, you're Youtube morphing into Jenna Marbles"

by Smoked Silver August 30, 2016

youtube and relax

It's another way to say Netflix and chill but you can't afford Netflix so you YouTube and relax

U want to come over and YouTube and relax because I can't afford Netflix

by Rebecca jackson February 1, 2016

YouTube and Chill

For them bitches who can't afford Netflix

Person 1: Hey you wanna YouTube and chill?
Person 2: You mean Netflix and chill?
Person 1: No, I mean YouTube and chill because I can't get Netflix.

by Mackenzie Ballister April 3, 2016

#youtube poop

poop on youtube that is disgusting

man that is just #youtube poop

by JOSHDUDE52 November 26, 2018

youtube freek10

Youtube freek10 is a small insignificant little s*** head with a tiny dick just to put his Tiny Dick In perspective in order for him to have protected sex he has to cut the pinky finger off of a extra small latex glove because he cannot fit into a condom YouTube free is also an annoying little Squeaker on Xbox that almost no one likes there's a squeaker there's a faget and then there's a YouTube freek

There's a tiny dick and then there's a youtube freek10 dick

by Ronin R6 November 11, 2018