your mom 

a comeback.

People might be telling you that it’s the worst comeback ever. But others will laugh at it.

“What page are we on?” -your mom
“Who asked?” -your mom
“What are you doing?” -your mom

your mom by Lina with an i May 23, 2022

Your Mom 

That sexy bitch I be fucking.

"Hey who you be fucking?"

"Your Mom."

Your Mom by anonymous May 25, 2022

Your Mom 

Your mother.

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Your mom.
Guy 1: not funny + didnt laugh + ratio

Your Mom by barackobama69420 May 28, 2022

Your mom 

The insult someone uses when they have nothing to roast you with

Person 1: let’s have a roast battle
Person 2: ok

Person 1:when I saw you I remembered to take out the trash!
Person 2: uh.. YOUR MOM IS SO FAT-

Your mom is so dumb she brung a spoon to the super bowl

Your mom by Yuki_yes May 28, 2022

your mom 

your mother

"hey your mom is a nice lady"

your mom by EpicClag May 31, 2022

Your mom 

A synonym of "hoe" and"whore"

I was in bed with your mom last night kid.

Your mom by AnonymousBr'ishTea June 1, 2022

your mom 

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells,

your mom is ugly

your mom by Connection terminated. June 5, 2022