A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.
Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”
You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”
You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”
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richard: i dont know, probably home touchin himself
John: does he ever stop?
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When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
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