Daddy Week

Daddy Week Starts In 28.4 Every Year And It Allows Us To Celebrate By Calling People Daddy

Hi Friend Ill call u daddy cause its daddy week!

by Marinossss April 29, 2020

vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.

Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”

by Muttageek July 14, 2020

princess week

Princess week (a.k.a shark week) the week in a month of a women’s menstrual cycle in which she should have her significant other go above and beyond to meet her needs.

(Occurs monthly)

“I want a Starbucks babe... come on, it’s princess week”

by anonymous September 17, 2020

century week

a week which feels like it has dragged on for a hundred years

"The west is still on fire, RBG died, our constitutional crisis deepened, the death toll from COVID-19 topped 200,000, and no one was charged for shooting Breonna Taylor and letting her die -- this was a century week, dragging on for what felt like 100 years."

by Plain Plane Jane September 25, 2020

vi week

When the football team missr’s the game, not because it’s bye week, but because they have the virus.

The patriots didn’t play this week, cam newton got covid, so it was vi week

by samthemick November 1, 2020

Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week

I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week

by Mgb1238746 October 2, 2020

gun week

An American tradition where for about a week following a widely-reported mass shooting, everybody pretends to be an expert on firearms and on gun control legislation.

This guy on the news is talking about regulating magazines and stocks, it must be gun week! I wonder who died?

by bill guy October 21, 2017