vagina tick

A tick on a vagina, someone who won't get off your female balls aka vagina.

Get out of my buisness vagina tick

Ugh, you ask to many questions you vagina tick

by Buttmole asspickle January 18, 2018

vagina shoulders

An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.

You can't be a golf pro if you have vagina Shoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!

by Mr Excitement 13 January 25, 2017

vagina date

When a girl and her gay best friend hang out.

Person 1: Hey! We need to have a vagina date soon!
Person 2: Sounds absolutely fabulous, girlfriend!

by iLoveLesbians March 9, 2011

vagina armor

Much stronger than plot armor, protects empowered, independent and strong female characters from everything from the patriarchy and CIS Gender straight males.

Don't worry folks, Captain Marvel will kill Thanos with her Vagina Armor and succeed where all those CIS Gender male superheros failed and show the patriarchy how strong and independent we wamyn are!

by Ricardo58 August 15, 2018

vagina slay

when someone is so hot

dude that gay looks so vagina slay tonight

by vaginaslaytonight December 23, 2021

Vagina sucking

While performing cunnilingus on a woman, exhale profusely, proceed to wrap your physical lips over her lower lips (mouth over labia). Proceed to inhale as hard as you can to create an extreme suction of the female genitalia. Rinse and repeat this process to increase female stimulation. Increased volume of vagina sucking will eventually lead to intense female orgasm.

Steve: Yo, you're gay!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Steve: Yeah bro! You mad?
Joe: Nah, I totally was vagina sucking your girlfriend and your mom walked in, and i sucked her vagina too!
Steve: What?!?!?!?

by fatninja2031 May 3, 2012

vagina pirates

Refers to the infestation of sexually transmitted parasite (crabs) on the females vagina, which causes unwelcome pillaging of the epidermis under a chicks bush.

1. Ted Man, I slept with this babe last night and now all my junk be itchen.
Richard Sounds like youve been boarded by some vagina pirates...

by Derek Brenner April 30, 2007