The thick gardening of the dried secretion commonly found thickening the walls of the vagina on a mud cricket.
After going down on a mud cricket, the vag plaque flakes off, giving you the pleasure of a snack later on.
by Haha Yupp August 6, 2019
Get the vag plaquemug. A female who claims to be straight but who is known to sometimes dabble in same sex sexual acts, especially including vaginal stimulation.
by BigD2012 June 21, 2012
Get the vag dabblermug. When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
Get the Vag Glassmug. From the late 1970s to 1992, the acronym V.A.G was used by Volkswagen AG for group-wide activities, such as distribution and leasing. Whilst there was no official meaning given for the V.A.G acronym, it was ascribed different meanings in different locations - in Germany Volkswagen Audi Gesellschaft was assumed, whilst in the United Kingdom, Volkswagen Audi Group was used on official communications.
How VW-Audi Airbag Reseter works:With our VAG Airbag Reset Tool you can reset and repair airbag computer in your office in 1 minute.
by ZULUBRAZIL March 7, 2010
Get the VAGmug. by AG1k May 30, 2023
Get the sagged in the vagmug. (n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
Get the bling vagmug. by oscar the omar imposter May 10, 2021
Get the vagmug.