twat weasel 

a vaginal dwelling mammal, that only emergis when a round cylindrical object enters it's teritory.

example 1: please see also pussy troll

example 2: (for those of you that are to lazy to see pussy troll)
Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.

twat weasel by darkmagitrunks October 5, 2010

Twat Doucher 

One whom douches their twat. More of a derogitory word towards one whom doesn't realistically douche their twat, but is made fun of because they act like they have a twat to douche.

A twat doucher can be used in the literal sense as well. All females are twat douchers.

Hes acting like such a twat doucher right now. What a bitch.

You smell dirty, douche your twat.

Twat Doucher by Never odd or eveN April 8, 2011

Twat Eyes 

An insult for an ugly person whom you don't like, especially if they have beedy, untrustworthy eyes. Helpful if one is staring at you or your girlfriend, you are drunk and want a fight.

"Who the fuck are you looking at, Twat Eyes?"

Twat Eyes by ashteroid November 8, 2006

twat rod 

cock

ooh- crikey! he fucked me senseless with his twat rod

twat rod by andrew james robertson esq. June 6, 2003

twat foot

A foot covered in twat slime and thus has the odour about it of twat

Daughter: "Mother, your foot smells rather fishy today"
Mother: "Yes, I'm suffering from a severe case of twat foot"

Albert: "My word Henry, you have extraordinarily bad twat foot today"
Henry: "Indeed, I was up twat footing all night with Gloria"

twat foot by KraJ February 6, 2007

Twat Stick

1) a annoying person
2) a tampon

see also: twat, tampon - put tha 2 2gether u get.....TWAT STICK

1) some1 who annoys u.. ex: Damn, why is jimmy complaining all tha time he is such a twat stick.
2) a wounderfull device that soaks up blood

Twat Stick by jt-where July 7, 2004

twat shot 

What seperates good porn from bad art. A full view of what makes a woman a woman.

There aint no twat shots. It's crappy porn and shitty art.

twat shot by benther July 17, 2011