bethany turner

A very fruity don

Damn you look like Bethany Turner

by FruityDonnn November 8, 2019

Miss Turner

The greatest English teacher ever to emerge from the depths of hell

Miss Turners English lessons are lit

by CondesendingCarrot911A_english December 12, 2019

Herr Turner

He makes kids say ‘nein herr turner’ and is probably an MI6 agent.

NEIIIN HERR TURNER

by wellmaintainednuclearreactor February 25, 2020

He turned himself into a pickle

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Person LB: And... He turned himself into a pickle.
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Person DrH: Wubba lubba dub dub!

by LittleRossana July 4, 2020

pull a u-turn

to bend your erect penis backwards, into a U-shape, for the purpose of fucking someone with just the shaft, explicitly not using the tip.

Sharon didn't want to play a game of just the tip because she "knew how that was going to end up," so I opted to pull a u-turn and gave her just the shaft instead.

by Speczial K June 3, 2016

Joshua James Turner

He is the human-embodiment of God. He is the nicest, sweetest, and the most caring person you will ever know. A natural leader, athletic, talented singer, and a great friend. If you ever get the pleasure of having this man in your life, he is a good one to have around. He is polite to all people regardless of flaws or anything. He is very pure that holy water doesn't even compare. Not to mention that he's adorable and anyone would be lucky to have him fall for them. Josh will make a great boyfriend and husband one day, so treat him right.

The Supreme Leader Joshua James Turner has commanded us to do so, so we must follow through without a doubt.

by Juan Pacito October 16, 2018

Surf and Turf

When you have a dick in your butt while you have your dick in a butt

Matt: You excited for the three some with Tammy?
Tom: Yes, but none of that surf and turf shit…

by SloppySam November 6, 2021