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Sifu

Daddy Dan Lok (aka Sifu) is always watching. In 5 years his ass will be in prison and his life will be on netflix.

Student: Sifu! Sifu! Teach me the ways of the HTC!
Sifu: ok scamming goes brr

He makes kids say ‘nein herr turner’ and is probably an MI6 agent.