turtles

I like them.

I like turtles!

by thepiguyofdoom May 26, 2010

turbocunt

Someone who exceeds the regular word 'cunt'. the person is so lame, so stupid, and so retarded that the word cunt cant be used to describe the individuals characteristics and actions.

Guy #1: Dude, you see that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, shes a cunt!
Guy #1: no way dude, that girl is a turbocunt.
Guy #2: Dude, i never knew there was such a word!!

by Emoney9807 April 21, 2009

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005

California Turn Signal

Flipping the bird, usually to another driver, either upon witnessing an act of pure idiocy or during road rage.

That old fart is doing 20 under the limit in the carpool lane....give 'em the California Turn Signal, will ya?

by The Fuck You Soul Brother October 18, 2003

turfin

dance style from The Bay, Ca. Stands for..
Tearing. Up. Room. on the Floor. = TURF

Includes Giggin, Goin Dumb, Pop lockin, Clownin and Drops.
better than that Krumping..real talk..n I aint even from the bay..

Yo homie was turfin hella hard las night.

by Jaz W. September 1, 2008

too turnt tina

Too Turnt Tina is a social media star. Her game starter with an app called "Vine". She is hilarious and often considered the only original and funny viner left. Not only that, but she is absolutely stunning and so kind to every single one of her fans. Came up with the saying, "Do you gotta bae.. Or nah?" which then Nash Grier remade adding "Zayummm"

Are you turnt? As turnt as too turnt Tina.

by LobsterLover July 3, 2014

turning tricks

What a prostitute does, selling sex for money or drugs. The trick is the job, where a john pays for sex.

Where's Lane?
Down on Clay St. turning tricks again.

by Mercury1 October 16, 2005