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tooseema

A name that you will find once in a lifetime. The meaning has not yet been discovered but rumours have it that Tooseema is the goddess of seduction and class. If you find one, don't let her go.
John: Who's that?
Peter: It's Tooseema
John: Damn she's fine!
Peter: I know right!
by dbchet December 1, 2020
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Toothpaste promise

Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).
They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.
by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021
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Toothpaste challenge

Timmy: Yooo my mom doing the new toothpaste challenge for tiktok
John: She belong in the streets
by CUMSE March 31, 2021
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Toothpasting

When you are wearing pants with a belt while you have to take a shit and you attempt to pull your pants down.
Person 1: I heard that my coworker likes toothpasting
Person 2: What the literal fuck is wrong with them?!
by LeifAttacc October 11, 2021
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toothflap

A woman with overly sized labia who has a fascination with teeth.
Did you see Dani last week? She's a right toothflap.
by emix1111 November 17, 2021
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tokòshani

Tokòshani is a name of a character and usually means selfish, sarcastic, and annoying calling one of these people this will ultimately mean they are a narcissist, and is japanese.
C1: Dude you are such a Tokòshani at times.
C2: What's a Tokòshani?I
C3: It means you're a narcissist.
by Tokòshani December 18, 2021
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Toothless and ruthless

Toothless and ruthless is a bacterial infection that is caused by VERY bad hygiene very gummy very bummy looks like a 19th century burial ground in ones mouth
by Dizzy_Jxss December 31, 2021
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