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Butt Tongue 

In the 2001 edition of Ripley's Believe It Or Not, the story of a man named jeffrey summers lost his tongue in a freak accident and had a section of his behind used to create a tongue so that he would retain the ability to speak.

The result of having a section of your ass removed to serve as a replacement for your tongue which has been destroyed due to unwarrented participation in certain intriguing activities.
Oh my god, that guy on ripley's believe it or not has a piece of his ass as a tongue!

That guy's butt tongue is hairy... cus it came from his asshole.

Hey look at Colin's hairy butt tongue!
Butt Tongue by realeditor March 16, 2009

serpent tongue 

1.) a very high-pitched voice mimicking a serpent's hiss.
2.) a modern mystifier that can manipulate someones thoughts.
3.) a modern-day vampire.
4.) roni saet.
" that guy from cast of shadows is a real serpent tongue! "

" i was serpent tounged when he creeps. "
serpent tongue by jared nicolai February 5, 2009

Geographic Tongue 

A sometimes painful tongue inflammation condition where patches of the tongue become red or white and the whole surface resembles a map. There is no known cure. Also known as benign migratory glossitis.

Many people get a mild geographic tongue from eating pineapple.
Damn! My tongue hurts. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pineapple! Now I've got geographic tongue again.
Geographic Tongue by Fredgirl77 December 12, 2010

Dirty Tongue 

When a person hooks up with someone within 15 minutes of throwing up.
"My mouth smells like shit right now, I can't believe Everett dirty tongued me"
Dirty Tongue by The Penicl September 26, 2011

dragon tongue 

When a person gives a blow job right after they ate something spicy, causing the hot sensation to transfer.
Me and my girl had some hot wings for diner, then she gave me the dragon tongue.
dragon tongue by Vic&Tim March 19, 2013

The tongue-punch Kegstand 

When a naked man does a handstand while another man holds him up by the ankles and eats his asshole while giving him a reach around.
We should try this great new move called The Tongue-Punch Kegstand, the fraternity will love it!

Big Tongue

A person, who has an abnormally large tongue, and can not say anything clearly to save their damn lives. Often spits, or slobbers, and may even choke on their own tongue.
Dude! Did you see Mr. Big Tongue over there??

Oh yeah! He talked to me, and then fell down!

So thats why your wet?

Yess!!

Why did he fall down?

He started choking on his tongue.
Big Tongue by Spinner007 December 25, 2010