A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.
Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.
by bakermancan February 21, 2011
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David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.
Daniel: plz no.
Daniel: plz no.
by Undercover fish August 3, 2011
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Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.
by CFSS October 16, 2011
Get the squealing toad mug.A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
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Get the Booty Toast mug.A Fucking warty chode that gives a woman no pleasure. It will not fit inside no matter how hard you try. If you have this Fucking kill yourself.
by DoctorTicTac November 29, 2017
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by MaryLowe November 30, 2017
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