thomas mcparland 

thomas mcparland is an infamous personality known for being the head of the league of extraordinary abortionists, and the subject of many a hate group. he is also known for his flamboyant homosexual tendencies.

Thomas Mcparland enjoys long moonlit walks on the beach while holding hands and watching the stars...and by that I mean huntin babies.

thomas mcparland by mary-sue-ellen May 1, 2005

Thomas Hawk 

Brother of Tony, he can be found when out skiing or snowboarding usually in the trees but not confined to them. He can also be found when attempting to jump off a cliff. He's pesky and you'll know when you run into him. But Great guy

He also responds to his alter ego Tomahawk

I sent a cliff went nose heavy and then all of a sudden our buddy Thomas Hawk came out of nowhere

Thomas Hawk by Interrupting will February 17, 2017

thomas running 

Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"

"no"

thomas running by YaBoiHacker February 2, 2023

thomas the train 

duh duh duh duh duh duh da dada duh da duh dada dada duh dadadadadada

thomas the train

thomas the train by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

Thomas Brothers 

When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”

Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!

Thomas Brothers by TylerTheDefiler May 7, 2020

Thomas Crew 

A blond person with long hair, who loves listening to rock music.

Thomas Crew went to the rock concert

Thomas Crew by John the great person May 3, 2017

Thomas the Turtle

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.

Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!

Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!

Thomas the Turtle by hge13 December 22, 2010