A cool cunning female who has a fun loving attitude but has a fooking Positive attitude to crashing cars and retaliating to abusive text messages from boyfriends who found her messing with guys with smaller penisus and who thinks hes the MAN for having an cunning smart bird and a brain proberly a size of a bowl ball from what really OLD people play haha you've gotta laugh, and also most els bells have brown hair a similar color to pupic hair but with more of a shine!! They also have a high sense of smell and can smell a worm (a guy!) from a freeking mile away and if she catches him or they She will serisouly rip there fooking heads off and i dont mean there heads which they speak out off i MEAN the fooking heads which they pee out off! Yeah they better be FUCKING scared of this BiTcH hahahaha........She also cares about her family aswell and wont rip off mens or boys penis's in front of her brother because if she does her bro will end up in a freaking mental institute becoz sheee is one CrAzY.....yeah u get me!!! I better not go on much longer coz shes....behind me!!! O crap!!!
Jordan: "Who's that women strutting her stuff down the high street dude!?"
Alex: "Omg its els bells run for your lifes omg please RUN or else aawwwwwww (He screams in a high pitched womens voice) "Shes gona chop our cocks off awwwww RuN" (Again in a high pitched ladys voice)
Alex: "Omg its els bells run for your lifes omg please RUN or else aawwwwwww (He screams in a high pitched womens voice) "Shes gona chop our cocks off awwwww RuN" (Again in a high pitched ladys voice)
by Jordan&Alex September 16, 2007
Get the els bellsmug. 
A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the Confederate Flag, and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying:
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.
...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.
When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.
...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.
When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
by 800Wmarietta September 3, 2014
Get the Southern Bellemug. Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.
The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.
by Woody February 9, 2004
Get the Bell's Endmug. by Special-K July 19, 2005
Get the Bell a boimug. The eighties single "One slip" has all the requisite bells and whistles of a classic Pink floyd tune.
President Obama's speech held all the bells and whistles of that of a true statesman.
President Obama's speech held all the bells and whistles of that of a true statesman.
by Kjell72 March 18, 2011
Get the Bells and whistlesmug.