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Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head
Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.
by TissuesBox March 8, 2024
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Pearl of joy

Tickle my Pearl of joy babe ;) by Alexa Romantisch
by AlexaRomantisch May 22, 2020
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Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly
Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"
by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017
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Pearl Diving

jerking off in a pool or body of water
my mom caught me pearl diving in the pool and now shes taking me to a psychologist
by WhiteMorganFreeman November 28, 2018
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pearl peclace

The gay male equivalent of “pearl necklace”. When a man achieves orgasm through fucking another man’s pectoral muscles (primarily, with additional stimulation by hands and / or mouth, as necessary) and blows his load around his partners upper chest, neck, and chin.
Johnny and Timmy wanted to spice up their live life, so Johnny gave Timmy a pearl peclace.
by uofwi92 February 10, 2021
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Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.
Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.
by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025
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nose pearl

I got so much Sand in my nose I had the biggest nose pearl come out
by Kingjosh425 November 12, 2013
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