Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!

Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.

by Awhitewv February 4, 2022

Flat

1. One of your tires when you have been driving your Hellcat too much
2. Smooth and not round
3. That skinny girl who sit behind you

1. Aw, crap! My tire is flat!
2. A piece of wood is flat
3. Damn, she FLAT!

by Fat Heffer April 7, 2019

flat vorhees

A filler word that can be plugged in anywhere.

I got a major flat vorhees. Plugged in for boner.

by Sweezy May 17, 2016

Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.

I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.

by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024

Flat Earther

A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).

"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"

by younerd July 24, 2023

Flat gap

The space between a flat chested females breast. Noticeable in swimwear or deep V cut shirts

Carrie had major flat gap in that dress, she looked like a 12 year old boy

by Smolien October 1, 2016

Flat ass

Something I kinda want because it's weird with guys starting at my butt

Don't hit on her she's got a flat ass 💀

by Qw33n_ofn0thing March 13, 2022