Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
by SandalSun April 04, 2021
(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 05, 2024
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When performing fellatio, aka giving head, sucking dick, giving a blowjob, sometimes the performer needs to spit on it to give proper lubrication to bring the recipient to climax.
Made famous in 2024 by a viral video, it is taking the meme world by storm.
Made famous in 2024 by a viral video, it is taking the meme world by storm.
“I was giving my boyfriend head last night, and I had to give it a big ‘ol’ Hawk Thua, to lube it up good. It was sexy as fuck and he came so quick!”
by He’s Not Right June 20, 2024
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