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chip theif

A man similar in appearance to Zorro, and in body build to Zeus, who happens to find himself a nice bag of chips, and feels they are his for the taking, for he has done great things for both man, and the Gods.
Don't steal my chips.
IMA CHIP THEIF
by Johnny B. Twoshoes November 11, 2011
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The Chip Zip

Underground packaging company bent on prophylactic effect for the masses.
People: Why are we dying?
Leader: We dont have The Chip Zip!
by Zombie Nation May 11, 2008
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Road Chips

A humorous euphamism to refer to the unlikelyhood of highly portable chips. Road chips are a rare occurance due to the low portability factor of these crispy delicious snacks.I.e. "Sorry guys, I can't meet up, I just opened these chips."
"We're gonna get a move on, we better get some road chips."

"These road chips are perfect for our road trip."
by C.S.K. July 10, 2009
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Chip Tatum

Arms for Drugs, Contra Scandle.
by ErnestR April 12, 2009
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Masala Chip

gods gift of a meal..(nicer with nan bread)
'reeet mucker, where u heading?'
'away fora a masala chip mate, u coming?'
'yeah i love those things'
by CheeeeeeeeZeee June 21, 2009
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Discus chip

A thin sliced piece of potato that has been dipped in batter, deep fried and had salt applied, preferably chicken salt.
Previously known as potato scallop, due to its “scallop cut”, sometimes called “potato cake” or “potato fitter” by people who are mentally challenged.
Aussie 1: “I’m starvin Wally, fuck I could go a discus chip or ten”
Aussie 2: “Discus chip?”
Aussie 1: “yeah, pretty much a potato scallop, not a cake or a fritter cos we’re not fuckwits”
Aussie 2: “got ya, just like we’d eat a Parmi and not a Parma cos of the common sense spelling and our parents wernt cousins?”
Aussie 1: “oath cunt”
by Eddie007 January 8, 2023
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chip and chat

In a crowded bar, when a guy wants to meet and chat with an attractive women, he will bump into the targeted female with a glass of beer near his mouth. Then, he will act as if he has chipped his tooth as a result of the bump, and the targeted female will be concerned and hopefully a chat and hook up will ensue.
Joe is an expert on the "Chip and chat". Thats how he met Jenna at Billys Pub.
by David Kyler February 11, 2007
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