Tawed

Colloquial definition of drinking excess amounts of cheap liquor.

Origins can be traced back to a person named Taw passing out on a friends sofa and not making it home.

Phrasing is often accompanied by the use of both hands to make the letter 'T', turned on its side to denote the sleeping position of Taw.

Let's get Tawed

by Gang fun March 29, 2016

tape stapler

When you do the nasty with a stapler and you leak all over the goddamn camera.

Aw man, my gear is all sticky now because I tape stapler'd last night.

by hootyhooot February 18, 2017

tapeitis

An extreme love of tape, adhesives, and or adhesive strips of any kind. In most cases -itis means inflammation. In this case it refers to the inflammation of joy one receives when using all the tape one can possible get a hold of in their home or someone else's home.

Mother of Son: My son used all of the tape in the house the day before Christmas eve, and I'm afraid he has tapeitis.

Son's Father: Is that a word? Let us look it up in the Urban Dictionary because I really think he just likes tape.

by Soplari March 28, 2017

Tapes

An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.

Guy 1: Todd is going home with another 10! That's the 5th one this week!
Guy 2: That guy tapes man.

by gogojuke June 18, 2017

tape man

A man with tape on himself. He needs to be a chode.

That is a tape man.

by Reynn tanaka August 31, 2017

TAMED

TAMED - Think About me everday.
It's from the song called T.A.M.E.D. by Mount Kimbie.

A: "I've been think so much about him. "
B:"hahaha TAMED"

by MountKimbielove November 9, 2017

taperen

Scamming asian, usualy whipped by some slut.

Look that guy is such a pussy he must be related to taperen

by Trikken bitch November 29, 2017