Swedish Meatbionicle

IKEA brand Bionicle

"Now that's-a spicy Swedish Meatbionicle!"

by TheHighGround52 June 29, 2021

Swedirish

A dressing you put in your vagina to obliterate or eliminate your unborn child.

The abortion clinic didn't accept my abortion appeal so I'm going to need some swedirish.

by Swedirish king July 1, 2021

swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.

We don't want swedish conditions in our country.

by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021

Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun

Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.

by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021

sweist

On a Minecraft smp (the base smp) with 100+ Members. There’s a country named swagshire. They have a church called church swag, and the leader of church swag is called the sweist.

“Hey! Come to church swag. I heard the sweist is super cool.”

by Ellriot<3 August 21, 2021